... you take a shower and feel almost human for a minute, and then you get dressed and by the time you're brushing your teeth you realize that you're already drenched in sweat again.
... the local radio stations are playing Christmas carols in an attempt to "cool people down." (Well, what I actually heard was "Baby, It's Cold Outside," but close enough.)
... I'd almost - almost - rather be at work than at home, because work has air conditioning.
... I'm sort of happy that I have to drive to Boston practically every day this week, because the car has air conditioning.
... the weather people are talking about a "cold front" coming in tonight. This "cold front"? It's going to make it... 82. Seriously.
... there's a sign on the front door of the grocery store saying that ice is in aisle 14.
... due to its air conditioning and free wifi, said grocery store is high on the list of "places to go do homework if apartment becomes unbearable."
... the weather people were also very excited that the baseball game tonight "might be bearable." And we're talking about the Red Sox, people. It's not like the fans are known for their lack of commitment.
... I am constantly daydreaming about snow. And wool.