That Steve Martin story is horrifying! While I'm all for novelists/television episodes/life completely catering to me and my desires, I have no expectation that not only should it happen but if it doesn't, I'll get my money back.
Hey. Where do I go to get back the 2 hours I spent in the movie house watching Pelican Brief? Geez Louise.
Huh. I have not read a single one of those top 10 books.