lol i was going to say - just tell them you get the local one delivered. . . ;)
See, my parents always read the Times, they used to go down and get it from the Optimo shop on the corner late Saturday night, when all the sections got there. But I just CAN'T get past the fact that the Times thinks it's too good to have funnies. What IS that? If it's too good to have funnies, it's too good for me. Globe, baby, all the way.